Sunday, February 17, 2013

Two Ounces Of Prevention

To prevent a close 
friend from committing
suicide repeat any
word beginning with

the letter zero several
times in rapid succession.
Then invite the friend
to lunch, your treat.

This method works
so well that, in the
majority of cases,
the friend, whoever

she is, is happy for
the rest of her life.

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