NEXT WEEK

On one of the numerous
occasions when I was not
kidnapped by Indians
I came across an article

entitled "No, Not This".
I didn't read the article
(for reasons that should
be obvious) and have continued

not reading it to this day.
Yesterday I didn't die again.
I may not tomorrow either,
though tomorrow is, of course,

purely hypothetical. I'm planning
to not visit Mars again next week.