Thursday, January 5, 2012


Because of the spiders,
my wife won't park
in the garage. Because
of the alligators, she

refuses to park at
the curb. She drives
until she runs out of
gas, at which point she

calls me to come get
her. I do, much
to her surprise. My
wife is surprised by

everything, even
the doorbell.

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